HOME    WWS
» 2005» March

Martial Science

What a title


forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-realm-stormreaver&t=38799&p=1&tmp=1#post38799


Martial Science

Highest Evis damage ever?


Max damage for max rank Eviscerate is 984. I have two points in Improved Eviscerate bringing the maximum possible damage up to 1082. There are no other talents or abilities that affect Evis (Lethality has no effect on Evis crits). So, the maximum possible damage my Evis can do on a crit to an enemy with ZERO armor is 2164. Smolderthorn Shadow Hunters are elites in LBRS. This one was lvl 57. WTF?


Martial Science

Owned


I left in the top part of the log to show that I had already used Evasion and it was no longer active.


Martial Science

Not all that elite



Martial Science

Poisowned



Martial Science

One of my craziest combat logs ever



Martial Science

Guess which kind of server this alt is on



Martial Science

Get in the zone



Martial Science

Urien’s biggest rival



Martial Science

Zero CP Eviscerate



Martial Science

Harisenbon



Martial Science

Kickin’ it



Martial Science

3s fan


REFLECTORR


Martial Science

GMs are helpful


I sent a very specific help request about Gor’Tesh getting stuck in steppes because I couldn’t complete the quest. I received back a single generic spam, and nothing else, even after I tried to prod the GM further.

Thanks for your help Betty


Martial Science

Classic



Martial Science

No comment


forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general&t=2277601


Martial Science

The definition of overnerf


Makes me cry

The latter comes from a quick level 30 Wetlands quest. Bvvp.


Martial Science

This gnome isn’t kidding when it comes to Darnassus faction


Already got Exalted with Stormwind and has a horse: files.bighosting.net/dl3384.jpg

forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general&t=1913056


Martial Science

First orange item?


Cool

forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general&t=2139198&p=1&tmp=1#post2139198


Martial Science

Can it still be done?


Still fat, and still bowned

Blizzard actually moved the MGs on the way to the princess closer together! Cute, but I can still run right through them without getting seen. She doesn’t use her fart like clockwork anymore, but it still barely hurts when it goes off and gives enough time to get a big running lead. Boulders do knock you down, but only briefly and most of them miss. The biggest change about the fight is that she will catch up to you after every fart, forcing you to PW: Shield or Renew, or both. My mana went down much faster, and I was at zero mana and low health when she was around the 50% mark. Spirit regen kicked in though and I dragged out the fight, and as it goes on she gets slower and slower progressively. Since she never can actually catch you near the end of the fight, she never stops moving, ever. You can just kite her and laugh as she tries to catch you but never does.

So the fight is still pretty farmable. It takes longer and you can’t Mind Blast during farts, but she goes down just the same.


Martial Science

New water


Pretty good water


Martial Science

Urien contemplates suicide


www.bvvp.com/images/newdevout.jpg

Game is pretty good, new Devout is a piece of motherfucking shit

D E L E T…


Martial Science

PATCHED!


Ready your blades, Dire Maul awaits…


Martial Science

Teamspeak being re-written?


“Teamspeak is being rewritten from the ground up in C. Originally it was written in Delphi. What this means is that they will be releasing a version for Linux, Windows and Mac. Current estimates put it as being released in August. The only other real option worth considering is Skype.”


Martial Science

Apoc caught in a screen with mega drama!


img188.exs.cx/img188/3254/wowscrnshot0318050947449rh.jpg
forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-realm-stormreaver&t=33636&p=1&tmp=1#post33636


Martial Science

Onyxia’s knockback is hotfixed


forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-dungeons&t=6427&p=1&tmp=1#post6427

“We just hotfixed a bug with Onyxia. The bug was causing the dragon to cast her knockback spell multiple times in a row which was not the intended behavior.”

Knocked the fuck back


Martial Science

Tigole on smaller scale raid content


forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?FN=wow-dungeons&T=5963&P=1

“We have some plans for some very cool “casual” raids. We’ve definitely received a lot of feedback that players are looking for something they can raid with about 20 people in 1-3 hours. We have a good gameplan on how we’re going to implement this content.”


Martial Science

Didn’t see this on thott yet…


Learn how to type and spell, MFer


Martial Science

Sword Specializatiowned


Sword spec


Martial Science

Beastly stats


The beast's stats are beastly. . . well most of them are.


Martial Science

New raid dragon screens


www.nurfed.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2334


Martial Science

Famke gets ripped


Gut Ripper

The Ogres of Tanaris are good to me. I was just grinding some exp down near the south encampment and this dropped off one of the Warlock Ogres. This was my second epic drop (the Icemail Jerkin dropped off the Ogres a bit further to the north), and is actually supremely useful, since my Ziggler was stale and the AH only had daggers around the high 30s. Below are some of its accomplishments so far.

Procs off a poison BIIIIIIIIIIIIITC H
Critical proc = bvvvvp


Martial Science

First pair on AH


Very nice for Gg

Dude listed them under some long bogus alt name, I forget the real name of the guy who has the recipe. He has been shouting in IF to make them the past few days, you need ingredients of course and he mentions a fee. Nice gloves.


Martial Science

Killed this chucker


Razortalon

And my reward:

Could have been worse


Martial Science

Maraoduraroarauon


Gimp
Gimp


Martial Science

Keep it to yourself


Dude wtf


Martial Science

Gold farmers get banned


forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general&t=1912793&p=1&tmp=1#post1912793

“After researching the situation, we have issued permanent suspensions to over one thousand accounts that have been engaging in this practice.”


Martial Science

Just funny


forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-realm-nerzhul&t=26819&p=1&tmp=1#post26819

“1.about ZF group :i charge 5 mobs and we fightting they , and i taunt all mobs , when the combat starts the be over , i drink 700~900 healing Root tuber and healing potion ,but I still died , and i saw the priest his mana have 95%+ , and i ask him why no heal ? he answer me “because if i healing you , i will die” , so i was sad and leave group(but i still happy priest no die , he still live)”


Martial Science

More backdoor


Uldaman backdoor party
Gnomeregan back way


Martial Science

New cabinet selection


Berenger


Martial Science

Added new link for instance maps


worldofwarcraft.gameamp.com/game_map/viewGameMaps/0.php!orderBy=17

They are nicely done.


Martial Science

Want some free shards?


Fat beetch

Watch this.

www.ancientorder.net/fancy/soloing_princess.wmv


Martial Science

INCOMING PATCH!


www.worldofwarcraft.com/patchnotes/patch-05-07-04.html

- The effect of the Spirit of Aquamentas and Choker of Enlightenment has changed to a +damage and +healing of all spell schools effect. (FU Blizz, overnerf)
- # Spire Spiders now only summon four Spire Spiderlings instead of five.
# Health and damage on these Spire Spiderlings has been reduced.
# Crystallize has been reduced from eight seconds to six seconds. (Will help in 5 man)
- The bridges in northern Stranglethorn Vale are now fixed so they will not dismount you when you ride across them. (/golfclap)


Martial Science

WoW in the New York Times


www.nytimes.com/2005/02/10/technology/circuits/10warr.html?pagewanted=1&ei=5088&en=ba733bc96ee82182&ex=1265691600&partner=rssnyt

Page image

It is dated from Feb 10th, but this is the first I saw of it. Talks a lot about the insane community interest in the game, Blizz optimistically bringing 2500 copies to the launch party, only to find over 5,000 people banging on the door. Also talks about how many are bashing Blizz on poor customer service and how the CMs battle the onslaught. Also found this tidbit pretty interesting:

Chris Metzen: “Well, I’m not so sure it makes sense just because it’s a carriage house,” Mr. Metzen said. “But check it out: in Warcraft 1 it said that Lothar was part of the Brotherhood of the Horse, and I thought that was kind of lame then, but maybe a horse head will work because of that. Yeah, that’s hot.”

Within a few minutes, Mr. Metzen determined that the history and culture of the tower’s long-dead inhabitants decreed that the architectural animal motifs progress from horse heads at the tower’s base to eagle heads a bit higher, culminating in lion heads at the grand opera house.

“But don’t put these heads all over the place,” Mr. Metzen told an artist. “Just sprinkling them in here and there will really sell the history to the players who are paying attention.”


Martial Science

Equation of the Year


forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-dungeons&t=2741&p=1&tmp=1#post2741

MC Equation

Post is from a non-guilded guy on Archimonde. He rants about WoW’s endgame punishing the players who stay in small guilds with friends.


Martial Science

Urien gets dissed


forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?FN=wow-realm-stormreaver&T=28526&P=1

“ur name is urine.. thats low tier”

Hahah.


Martial Science

Caydiem admits it’s been too long with no patch


forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general&t=1778150&s=blizzard&tmp=1#blizzard

She also says that patches will be more frequent, with better advance info after this upcoming patch, etc, etc, something about pudding.


Martial Science

Raid quest exploit will be fixed


forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-dungeons&t=1867&p=1&tmp=1#post1867

No more dropping party to finish quest while in a zerg.


Martial Science

Good post on itemization


forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-dungeons&t=2183&p=1&tmp=1#post2183

Well written I thought, with just the right amount of bite.


Martial Science

Patch is fairly close


forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general&t=1741420&p=1&tmp=1#post1741420

Caydiem: “I do not have a time estimate for you other than it’s fairly close. ;)”


Martial Science

Apparently not friendly enough



Martial Science

4 crits, son, what



Martial Science

Rear entry


Gay muthafuckin queer


Martial Science

Priest ninjas a Deathstriker and then disenchants it


forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?FN=wow-realm-earthenring&T=29249&P=1

Bvvvvvvvvvvp.


Martial Science

This is one fuck of an offer


Selling the fuck out of enchant


Martial Science

Spirit changes incoming?


forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general&t=1720229&p=1&tmp=1#post1720229

Eyonix: “Rest assured, improvements to Spirit as it applies to each class is being looked into by the development team, Dunbary. As soon as additional information has been made available to me concerning this particular statistic, I will provide an update.”


Martial Science

Tigole mentions a hard cap on future instances


forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-dungeons&t=1258&p=1&tmp=1#post1258

“Tigole what will be the catch to stop people from bringing 40 people to a 20 or 25 man encounter and trivializing it?”

“A hard cap on the the 20 man raid instance.”

Granted this is a theoretical comment about 20 man raids, but still is a nice “whew” comment and goes to show hard caps are easily possible and on the minds of the devs. In this post Lightswitch also makes some great points about things we have discussed in the past. I can see Blizzard both implementing smarter instance caps and ending the raid quest exploits very soon.


Martial Science

The rumors were true


Bottomless Bag

www.thottbot.com/index.cgi?i=27820
wow.allakhazam.com/item.html?witem=14156


Martial Science

Nice list of future instances/areas


forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-dungeons&t=1329&p=1&tmp=1#post1329

Fun read.