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Cooking up quite a little scheme aren’t I








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Cheat the stances


Thaumaturge


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Not only that, I broke his thumbs!



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Nerfed


  • Steady Shot – now only gains 10% of attack power as damage (down from 20%).
  • Volley – reduced the damage by about 30% for all ranks. Note that AE damage from many classes is very high right now and we are looking at all of them. Volley in particular had reached the point where some hunters were using it to the exclusion of most other attacks.
  • Readiness – no longer affects the cooldown of Bestial Wrath.
  • Deterrence – has been completely overhauled. It now allows you to deflect 100% of incoming melee or spell damage for 5 seconds, but prevents you from attacking while active. You still must be facing the attacker to deflect the damage (this is a limitation we are trying and might end up removing). 60 sec cooldown.
  • Kill Shot – cooldown reduced to 15 sec (from 35 sec).
  • Kindrid Spirits – now only grants 3/6/9/12/15% pet damage.
  • Serpent’s Swiftness – now only grants 2/4/6/8/10% bonus attack speed to pet.
  • All hunter pet abilities with a cooldown longer than 30 sec have been moved off the global cooldown.
  • Growl— threat generation increased by 20% (same for Voidwalker Torment).
  • Call of the Wild – now benefits only the hunter and his or her pet.
  • Rake and Scorpid Poison – slightly nerfed to bring them into line with other pet abilities.
  • Spirit Strike – reduced the period on the dot so it will work better with Longevity.
  • Improved Tracking – now benefits damage to all included creature types as long as you are tracking one of them. You don’t have to swap around what you are tracking as much.
  • Aspect of the Wild – now raid-wide.


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Trapped in a burning city



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Urien grew up in Harlem, beitch



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100%



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Sprawl



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Cause I’m like


This was 25 man normal. I looked at all the top WWS and I didn’t see any 4500 Rogues. I was basically higher than the top Rogue on the #1 kill. How the hell are these other Rogues cranking out 5,000 dps with Ass/Com/Sub?


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Good game



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LV70 Mage farmers active in the AM



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Immune to Killing Spree but not this



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No cooldown I’m tellin’ you it’s gonna pop off



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100% Cambodian


It started with a lone Rogue and a fishing pole. A young undead Cambodian came by to investigate and joined in, gave me some company.  Another guy came buy and lit a fire. I noticed people riding by on mount actually turning, stopping and looking as if this sight was so different it had to be taken in. It may have been the most genuine moment of in game bonding I have seen since 2004.


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Shine said



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Would most even get it



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Fell in a hole while doing perhaps the only timed daily in LK



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More puede escobar



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The race to 400 LP, I might have won



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Be that way you mutha



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Soda



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First Patchwerk kill in a PUG



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Levels unknown to this Uldaman farmer



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That’s a shame



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Look at it! It’s beginning!



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It will return


thottbot.com/ss65513


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And so we danced



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Healbot sucks


Gamble!


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Through the ages


I've never talked to his ass
Not worth a second joke


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If you had only known, you could have given it directly to me


19 seconds


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From ten stack to no stack



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Good on its own



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My man Mijin



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Milked



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Wouldn’t have stayed if I had died



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B.S.H.S.


(Bizarro-Springer head shake)


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Stranger in a strange land



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Win, wwwiihinnnn



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Hyper fighting perfect voice


I read the OP and was blown away by the wording. It’s a perfect 10/10 if only it were a troll.


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Unequipping twink weapons with Crusader to beg people for money



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Naturally, they didn’t get it


Someone responded, 'No'


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Tempting offer


He shoulda said what kind of fish


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Spambusters, bitch!


These creeps have a Counterspell with a cast time, for some reason


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I felt it was a valid question


He tried to dis me, claiming I was showing off bad gear


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He can kill him if he can


Dyslexic Thorg


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Makes me laugh every time I see it


Sadly, I think he left the guild


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Don’t ask me why I was with him


I wasn't actually with him; it's a flight landing spot


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That’s a shame


Gogo scripted bosses


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GGNKNNCCBAA


No fucking clue what it stands for


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Should be a real command


Try saying it outloud


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No class is beyond me


Pre-blinked to absorb a stun


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Seems to match your sentiment


Should have been a rogue


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That’s it from me, you’ve been great!



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I’m surprised she even managed to fit in some questing



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A slice in time



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Harvest time, G



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Making myself at home



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This node isn’t ready yet


That's just the way it is, some things will never change.


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Precious moment



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W is for Win


Just a random screenshot of me while summoning a stone, but it turned out quite interesting upon later review.


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Avess


It makes me laugh to say it outloud


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I have a pretty good idea, though


Low RH kara cancel to demon


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It’s a G, brah


Koreans!


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The great one’s influence lives on


Probably saw the signature pic on the forum


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Tempting offer


From a shamnon, no less


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Thought I’d go through 2007 without quitting?


Good game no more WoW for me for another long period at all

Eh. What is there left to do when you’ve pretty much done it all already and the only thing holding you back from doing it more is 23 other human beings. Silly character-specific reputation system, boring itemization, lack of opportunity and rewards for outside the box gameplay attempts and a “painted into a corner” future outlook.


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Throwned


Bring back the no cooldown on rogue/warrior ranged


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Some Nihilum to look at


Kungen has a big head

Yah well most people like to stereotype… but in ze guild most people can work at jobs. I mean I’m not working right now because I wanted to change careers, so yeah. A lot of people say we are on the welfare but it’s just a stereotype, yeah.


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Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch


Oh come on


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I win


No comment


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Just because you’re on another planet


Those chests are trizzash anyway

doesn’t mean you’re safe


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Spreading the culture


This muthafucka's got rhythm


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Somebody make me a marshal


Oriental picked the angry face? What does she think Mileena is packing behind the ass mask? Beware, farmers.


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GGNTNBAA


My attempts at posting to get the dagger changed back failed. Good game.

www.thottbot.com/i31331
Ssen, Early February:

Just saw this up on the AH for 1000/1200, thought about it for a few minutes and nabbed it. I like items with interesting procs and effects, and this fits the bill. Procs a lot, I once had a 3 stack going like 3 seconds into a fight. I am liking it a lot so far.

forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=102901976&postId=1053115644&sid=1#22
Ssen, May 22:

WoW’s Achilles’ heels are the horrid/boring itemization, the oversimplified stat system and their outright failure to upkeep/update both of them professionally as the game gets older and evolves in other areas.

Let’s see, I can choose 17 AGI 24 ATP 7 Hit or I can use a 19 AGI 20 ATP 8 Hit item! Such an exciting choice for players! Actually it is digusting, they barely show a pulse capable of breaking this paradigm, and I feel that they will always take the easy balance way out due to many years of RTS patching and the fact that PVP exists in WoW.

They need to start taking some bigger risks, unlink PVP/PVE balance and put in more interesting items/procs/tradeskills/class traits in the style of past console and PC RPGs. The Night Blade was a decent example of such design. No stats, pure proc, an interesting and fun proc that went off a lot, useful, powerful, rare on the AH, talked about, argued about, expensive, impressive to own.

The result? Item is completely trashed three months after the expansion is released. Give a few weeks for many people to hit 70, give a few more weeks for some to start showing up via grinding and instance running, and basically right as people started to use this dagger Blizzard got angry and snatched it away.

Unacceptable. The spammed rhetoric, rumors and mass hysteria that the dagger crushed everything in the game including SSC and beyond daggers was never fully proven. Legions of Malcha/Ripper scrubs came to applaud the nerf, simply because it would make them sleep better at night, not even realizing that identical Blizzard behavior could easily come to beartrap them in the future.

In response to the many TNB posts there has been absolute silence from Blizzard. Casters went nuts after the tailoring stuff was nerfed (and rightly so), and the changes were instantly reverted. There has not been one blue comment related to the nerf of TNB at all. Good game cowards.

To the people who love the nerf of TNB: Stop being so defensive about your current gear and character and be more objective. Realize the broader picture of balance and itemization and take a few moments to think about how many items you actually relish using. Is it many? I doubt it and in fact I think the only thing people do these days is hit C and look to see how many blues they still need to replace with purples. Everyone in the game strolling around like a RE1 zombie.

To Blizzard: It is by your own hand that you are required to fill up massive loot tables, stop tossing out stale bread to the players. It is one thing to blow your load of items by 2007, it is quite another to never put in interesting items in the first place because you are too scared or lazy to balance them properly. If I see another dagger with a random spray of STA/AGI/ATP I think I might burst a vein.

To the theory that a BoE should never be better than a raid item: Arbitrary to the max. This seems to be a popular opinion and it really needs to gtfo. I realize that many of you out there feel very good about yourself and the fact that your guild can kill Kara bosses. Get off your cloud, prags. Not allowing farmers to mass purples by hiding them in instances is good. Not allowing ebay freaks to buy full sets of gear by hiding it in raid instances is good. Not allowing a skilled solo or small guild player to invest in a sweet mainhand to match all his other choice picked BLUES is just flat out sickening to me.

With the servers down my Rogue and her daggers are in server limbo, and once the patch is live this combination of slice will likely never be seen again. I am pouring out some cranberry juice tonight for my friend The Night Blade, because soon he will be retired for good. I care not about the money I spent, I care not about finding a replacement, I am just sad to see him go. The Night Blade meet Barman Shanker, you both will be sharing bank bag 5 for the duration.


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Your hitbox is gay


Wish it had been the earlier attempts of the night, I was fucking destroying him

www.bvvp.com/wow/images/gruulkill.jpg


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Sword spec no longer a forced attack but instead damage?


forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=102780929&sid=1

it appears to be adding the damage as a bonus instead of an actual extra swing.


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Farmer on farmer crime



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Silent and smooth, just like always


Barman's and The Night Blade. A white cloak that is longer than the average cloak or cape. Fighting spirit.


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How did they sleep?


This was after all the new BE models were in the game. They forgot the guy in Badlands, but I didn't.


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That form isn’t ready yet


There actually wasn't even a mage in any of my PUG runs here, but it sounded better.

(Give us this PUG our summoned water and forgive us our beratements, as we forgive those who trespass amongst our greatness. Amen.)


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Just because I’m inside an instance


Forged in 2003 in the tattered stone hallways of Castle Oztroja. Perfect scan-route clashing with unrelenting Japanese gold farmers and various Thief scrubs. Potential experience point loss around every corner. A single random coffer spawn every 25-45 minutes. No matter the game, no matter the adversary, the bounty in the chests I find will be better than what resides in yours. In yo face enchanter-bitch!

doesn’t mean I won’t break a chest off somethin’.


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Papooramic



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Badbye, Kivi


Ever hear of asking?


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Impossible on anyone but Hunter


Took two tries.

Pet was 37, the fight took a long time and was pretty much on the razor’s edge.


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Poured out some berry juice


I am planting a semi-large garden this year and beefing up my cooking with those yields, so Farmer Ray actually is a reality.


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Anaranjadowned


Hire me you motherfucks.

As a partial solution to traditional cockblocks and modest item progression didn’t I suggest weapons and armor that have beefed up effects for certain fights and instances?

Looks like Blizzard is goin’ for it. Remember now Blizzard, it’s time to put DOTA into WoW.


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You know, the one with the, uh


Close enough


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Track record


People posting Blizzcon pics to call Blizzard out on their BS


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I guess I can crawl into a cave and die now


forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=96001556&sid=1&pageNo=2

Fear the bolt.


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It’ll have to do


Close enough


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Gotcha bitch!


Now we just gotta wait for Emo Williams to get some gear

Let the games begin.

Also went 6/6 on skill ups from cutting them. One more to go before meta crafting can be done.


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World of Run-on Sentences


FFS, use a comma


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Music to my ears



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Two kills


Good game Ssen.

Newwwwwwww recorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd! (Toad voice)


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Shamed


Probably doesn't top the Wetlands owne, but still good.


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Mace Specializatiowned


Three seconds?


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Goin’ for it


I may or may not have been put in FFXI jail for something similar.

Edit: Just to clarify, this screenshot isn’t of me. It was linked to me online and I have no idea who it is, but it is funny.


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HERPESTIDAE


Proc rate seems similar to Crusader so far, but I can’t say for sure.


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What before was a yield of twenty


It's no Primal Might X5, but you just wait.

Best results so far from a synth of 20. Notice the double proc at 11:51:52. Do I smell a proc off a proc? Yes I think so. Still awaiting my first DISCOVERY…


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A modern update to an old crit



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Hurricane kick



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I am ready


Shamans can't MH


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Gracious


Good game no alt text at all


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Pigbenis


Succulent meat


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TRANSMUTATIOWNED


FIVE

Suck it, Trebek!


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Everybody knows how I like to get down


Fiery still alive and kicking


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The more things change…


I died as a result


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Finally some truly fresh and unique loot drops


worldofraids.free.fr/bc/news/hydross1.jpg


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Rogue groups being asked to “sit down”


forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=75309613&sid=1&pageNo=4

Good game no reason to bring melee DPS anywhere at all

“Groups 6 and 7 were Politely asked to sit out. =\”

Looks like the Euros are also concerned about Rogues:

forums.wow-europe.com/thread.html?topicId=123383042&sid=1


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If only


That requires blacksmithing

07/16/06


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Also accepting hunter, rogue, priest, druid


Also need 2 tanks for a BRD run

07/09/06 (Ysera)


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Lightning Reflexes


I didn't want that dumbass DoT anyway, bitch

07/01/06 (Ysera)


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Inner Fowncus


The extra target was the warlock's pet

06/19/06


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WTF game are you playing?


Maybe it's from the Korean ripoff version of WoW

06/04/06 (Ysera)


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Biiiiiitch, how about I tell YOU


#1) Running mount  #2) Prep Distract  #3) Double bow shot kills

05/12/06 (Ysera)


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Basura


Just like your DPS

05/11/06


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Shadowned


Yes, I died

05/06/06


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Top tier tanking enchant


Hell, maybe that's how he tanked so well

04/17/06


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For old time’s sake


When someone made fun of my texture res on the forums I really didn't even realize the difference between the pos low res I was using and what could be used with a modern system.

I can’t really recall how many painful UBRS runs I did with noobs for the longshot chance at the chest dropping, but when it finally did I was ever so content. In expected fashion, soon after acquiring the sleeveless garb Blizzard changed it to a purple mess. POS placeholder gear the likes of this (I liked it though) may not ever see the light of day in the game again due to their content release schedule, so at least it’s nice to have experienced this early period in the game.


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Even Nef knows


She doesn't have any friends

04/17/06


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Residual effect


Followed by immediate logout

04/13/06


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Nil


Same chance as at 60

04/13/06


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That’s a shame


It'll take a hell of a lot more than that to make me go to Scarlet Strat

04/12/06


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You need to LFG to get you a better MH weapon


At least his offhand wasn't Trash Blade

04/10/06


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Learn how to type you pos


Shittiest typing I've ever seen

04/10/06


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Deathcoil is overpowered


Still better than asking for a summon

04/09/06


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Maybe I miss it a little


Maybe not

01/18/06 - 04/04/06


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Mana conservation


Waste of space
Kicked from HD after one week

02/16/06


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I can’t exactly zing him on his name


Ok, maybe I can

02/09/06


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Goin’ for it


do you buy   COME THE MC

01/14/06


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Well that’s a relief


Poor son of a bitch

12/23/05


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Keeping my options open


I'm also good at picking bad servers

12/22/05


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I have to wonder if some people even realize


They should give me 10% more of the loot

12/06/05


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Modesty


Should make that part of the new LFG interface

09/21/05


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Unique icon


Should have just used the WC3 Footman or MoD icon

09/21/05


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What moves you?


Lowering spring kit... of course.


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Nice try



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Green Trash



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Tanze!


www.wowtcgdb.com/carddetail.aspx?id=386


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Scary


www.wowinsider.com/2006/10/19/the-final-word-on-priest-racial-abilities/

Good game no fear ward buff for horde at all

At last we have full disclosure on the racial abilities for Blood Elf and Draenei priests come the expansion — or at least unconfirmed rumor from beta testers on the World of Raids forums. I am somewhat disappointed, though, having hoped the addition of new priest-available races would give Blizzard an opportunity to equalize the racial abilities across the factions — as currently the Dwarf’s Fear Ward ability makes some difficult raid encounters much simpler. So when it was announced that priests would have one old and one new racial ability, I had hoped to see a horde priest with Fear Ward. But instead, Blood Elves will receive Touch of Weakness (not a bad self-buff for soloing or PvPing) and the Draenei will receive Fear Ward (no explanation required). Well, perhaps we’ll see fewer raid encounters in the future in which fear plays a large part.

Update: Eyonix responds to the issue of racial abilities by saying (among other things), “there will be new ways (for both factions) to remove and/or prevent fear in the Burning Crusade. So, in short — lay down that crutch, you don’t need it anymore.”


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Browse the AH on the web


www.warcraftauctionhouse.com/

Thottbot, profiles, dkp… now the live AH data itself is on the Internet? Nothing like rocking a cancelled account and being able to poke fun at people’s listing behaviors from afar. I checked a few things, but probably won’t launch this page again for a long time.

Update @ 4:03 PM:

I suspect 80  is due to the changed state of the game and the new tier .5 stuff, but even if it was a blatant 1 week relist gouge attempt, I have no room to talk. Some of my prices made people cry and buy gold on ebay.


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LFG finally added, GG meeting stones concept


Good game no stones at all

After living in denial for more than a year like some meth addict, Blizzard finally raises the white flag and puts in a LFG system. Bravo comes to mind, but it’s not as good as it could have been. Forcing players to seek on whatever class they are currently on is lame. Let players select which character they want to seek with, either via custom drop downs, or a drop down of their alts (to prevent fakers).


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WoW alpha visuals (new to me)


nogg-aholic.blogspot.com/2006/02/why-wow-is-bad-game-reason-8.html

Randomly found this blog entry after trying to find some BC alpha screens that some guy supposedly posted with his character name in the shots. This link is not about BC alpha however, these are comparisons between WoW alpha/release and the game in its more modern times. It is designed as proof of why their content updates are slow and inadequate, but that’s not why I’m posting, nor do I really agree with the author. His other reasons for why WoW is a bad game are weak as well. WoW is a bad game in ways, but if you are going to attack it, please do so properly.


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Expansion Pack Collector’s Edition announced


www.worldofwarcraft.com/burningcrusade/townhall/collectors.html

Palette swap ftw

* World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade on both CD and DVD (DVD is nice, but not really needed)
* World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade Behind-the-Scenes DVD (main reason to buy it, but now we have YouTube, hmmm…)
* The Art of World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade Hardcover Art Book (Would be funnier if they tried to include the old art book)
* Exclusive In-Game Pet: Netherwhelp (I hate flying pets)
* Two World of Warcraft Trading Card Game Starter Packs, plus Exclusive Cards (stones throw from D&D and cosplay, gg)
* Map of Outland Mouse Pad (will probably look cheesy and have an unworthy surface feel)
* World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade Soundtrack CD (WoW music cannot be considered a soundtrack, pump up that 0:17 Magmadar Cavern track!!!)


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CHOCOBOWNED!


CHOCOBOWNED

Cockatrice. Riiiiiiiiight.


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Warlolck


First group run with warlock. Lvl 60. UBRS.


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Neat gifs


Simple model viewer exports I assume, but I stumbled upon these at Curse after trying to find some info on Ouro’s abilities for the map I’m working on.


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Happiness


Ladies care for some chips?


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Biggest change of the patch?


Roll out the red carpet


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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



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Unfarmable? Opposite of yes.


Give him a Sulfuras and Tillerman DH Immolation for all I care. He will go down just the same.


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Learn it at an early age


bogglesworld.com/files/Gg.jpg


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I like the way this guy thinks



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Get a room, you faggot-ass lootwhore pieces of shit



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Biiiiiiiiitch are you for real?


No problem let me come right out. Obviously he went afk on bird and got my message late, then replied with his location, but it's still a funny ass situation.

Keep in my mind I was in Org when this chat took place, and there’s no chat stamps but his first reply was like 5-10 minutes after I first sent a tell. I think a better spot to meet would have been way down deep at the last nub of that furbolg talon den in NE starting area.


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Slap the taste out yo mouth



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Hellfire Citadel


At least it's a five man I guess. Where's Nature, Icono and PermaShadowBuffer when you need them?


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Good Lord?




Goodgame Goodgame


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Nef needs better security


www.bvvp.com/slimx/wownefback1.jpg
www.bvvp.com/slimx/wownefback2.jpg

After a couple minutes of practice, I was able to use the jump macro to go wherever I wanted. After climbing BRM, I fooled around in LBRS for a bit (could use the macro to reach UBRS without the key, if desired) and then hearthed back to Org to give it a rest.

A minute or two later, I was disconnected from the server and got a World Server Down when I tried to log back on. Checked the Agg forums and there was a comment on the server going down, so I was relieved to realize it wasn’t just me. Logged back on a couple minutes later and had no problems.

After another couple of hours, I went outside Org to play with the macro some more. Upon clicking it only once, I was instantly kicked from the server. Logged back on, hit it again: same result. Although I can’t say for certain, my flagrant abuse of the macro, a short server downtime, then the macro causing a classic server kick on use is a pretty big coincidence. If I single-handedly screwed over an entire server of farmers, then I have to be a bit proud.

Manually clicking the Logout button then immediately jumping still allows you to float, but you can’t move and canceling the Logout box causes you to fall. Still a fun trick to surprise people and takes no scripting at all — just old fashioned timing.


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Dominated



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DPS



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Now ahm CHAMPyon of za wahld!


Unbuffed.


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Oh come on




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I checked out the list of accessories and said


I’ll take it.


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I’ll be right there


GG Blizz learn to code a login sequence that works and doesn't require either the character to be displayed naked, or for only 50 people to be on the server


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Somebody had to zone out of MC



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Weather effects


Shot from the test realm

i20.photobucket.com/albums/b207/rapsmack/WoWScrnShot_030406_033831.jpg


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Superman?



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To a druid, not a rogue



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Stature of the Jackass



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I really have no idea



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Thermodynamics



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He has a bright future



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First time seeing it



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No comment



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He can kill him if he can



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Tough crowd



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My kind of name



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Ron Mexico



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Civil disobedience



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New Tower of Medivh screen


www.blizzplanet.com/coppermine/albums/wow-burning-crusade/exclusive/tower-of-medivh-exclusive.jpg


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You’re lucky that’s all I did to you and your bar



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Twinked 29



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Probably the most offensive thing ever


GG Blizz.


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Final farewells


We were first introduced on Stormreaver, a chance meeting while I was levelling. I kept the mysterious blossoms safe ever so delicately in my backpack until such a time I deemed worthy to spend them, my first BRD run on Urien. This initial relationship was short-lived, for the land of Felwood was indeed a dangerous place to farm back then.

Our bond rekindled on Aggramar, where I was free to run like the wind and gather as many as I could. Over time we found new and better ways to gather more and more, and the sweet flowers always fought to stay alive for our pending harvests. Double and team gathering was truly the pinnacle of the Felwood consumable experience, and the dawn of patch 1.9 killed it forever.

I shall never stop plucking the bounty of this mystical forest, but it will never quite be the same and I must say a part of me is now dead inside.


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Nah, there’s no such thing as a King Gordok exploit


Fix your motherfucking game.


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Draenei confirmed?



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I like to help people



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Guinich speaks


I was waiting for a NDB to respawn near the water elementals. There were a couple of flagged alliance nearby, so I think he was telling me to help him kill them. I didn’t respond to any of his whispers and, apparently, that bothered him.


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Why bother questing?



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At least I’m consistant



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I respect his honesty about himself


If you’ve forgotten who this is, let me direct you to this screenshot: www.bvvp.com/slimx/wowskullforge.jpg


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Meant to be


This tied roll

Led to this roll off


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I guess he wasn’t steathy enough



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I crit occasionally



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Ended once and for all… again



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Swap-O-Rama



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Quite the heist


Can’t believe I didn’t try this earlier.


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That’s it for me, you’ve been great!



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THAT HELM


Pretty decent that we dropped Vael this fast after Razor. Hopefully it all goes downhill from here.


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Wyvern flight from Orgrimmar to Crossroads: 99c



Etc. Etc. Killing two alliance casters in two seconds: priceless


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Denied




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Three seconds to spare


Can finally reveal this one. You can guess the time period in which it occured based on the glitched text.


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Don’t ask


www.bvvp.com/slimx/wowgiantdive.jpg


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High point VS high name who would win


Previous ZG runs had been done on days after MC, usually without a lot of the main people. This was our first actual organized run, and we beat the whole thing.


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Unsolicited solicitation



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Repeat offer



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Tank rotation in BRD?



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Good Lord?



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Ssen trains dwarves onto afk DH Hunter


Arcadio saves the day.


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Vanish still isn’t perfect



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Good game Razor



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Travesty



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Essence of the Red



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We should work there?


New ranks should be good stuff. The question is, are they 20 man or 40 man drops. If they are 20 man which I am guessing they are, AQ becomes a massive priority over ZG, and something I would be VERY serious about doing.


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Shades indoors



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She should have seen it coming



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No chance


Poor guy was standing around waiting for it to spawn for like 10 minutes, killing only the creeps in reach. Right as it appeared he ran forward, but it was too late I had already harvested it. I did wait around and he was still there for the next one, so I pointed at it right before it spawned and let him have it.


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I am Kivi: Damage Man


AoC should be payin’ me, bitch. I get DPS like this all day, dime a dozen. Shiiiiit. Here’s two dollars. Go buy some better weapons and be ready for me.


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Lord of the farmers


I am officially baffled. I asked JLC to try to talk to him in Chinese, but he wanted no part in it.


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No disrespect, but “Yaoming” breaks the naming TOS


Also includes coy response from GM about DM exploit as well as macro’d assurance response.


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I got your boy Yao, you are next



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Afraid I can’t help you



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Underpowered obsession


Logged on this morning and as usual went right to Rare > Misc. in search of my elusive ace. It was there?! Oh snap. I saw the price, 500G. I don’t even remember what the bid was at, I think 400-something. I just gave it a second thought for like 2 seconds, and nabbed it. In order to appease Ebenezer I look at the gold loss in the following way:

500 - 300(Elem Ace) - 40(Smoking Heart recipe) - 50(Fiery recipe) - 20(Various mats sales) = 90G Ace of Beasts

The aquisition of the other cards has begun, including trips to the Alliance AH. Once I get it made I can finally start some hardcore testing with it.


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Rockbiatch



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Dedication



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Lololowned


First day in Hells Elites


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This picture spawned threads



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Blizzcon slideshow images/text


forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general&t=5525759&p=1&tmp=1#post5525759


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Expansion story mag scans


www.bvvp.com/wow/images/WoWExpansion1stpage.jpg
www.bvvp.com/wow/images/WoWExpansion2ndpage.jpg
www.bvvp.com/wow/images/WoWExpansion3rdpage.jpg
www.bvvp.com/wow/images/WoWExpansion4thpage.jpg
www.bvvp.com/wow/images/WoWExpansion5thpage.jpg

When I refreshed general the thread which had these screens advertised was gone, so I guess I got them right in time.


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Level 70 it is


www.worldofwarcraft.com/burningcrusade/


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Where all the white women at?


It also reminded me of Riggs’ line in LW4: “Where’s the Hongs!”


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Some healing numbers



Numbers from the first pull, through the clear, the Majordomo fight, and all 4 Rags attempts.


Numbers for the Rags fight only. I’m not sure of the range at which stops calculating, but it’s pretty obvious the crazy low numbers were in general DPS healers who were in a completely different spot from me. The big exception is Illithion who was a MT healer and close to me. This shows both good healing and how much consumables can push up numbers when used correctly.


My specific spell number details that may be interesting to check out.


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Looks like the Italian mag cover wasn’t fake at all


www.bvvp.com/wow/images/exp3.jpg

When I first saw the high res cover image with the non-WoW headline, I thought for sure the smaller version with the headline was doctored. This picture however seems like absolute proof, and matches the other Blood Elf screens that were shown.

www.bvvp.com/wow/images/exp1.jpg
www.bvvp.com/wow/images/exp2.jpg
www.bvvp.com/wow/images/exp4.jpg


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I’ll keep working at it


First UBRS run with Kivi, still in mostly greens and older AH blues. Multiple other damage meters from other players (while the exact numbers weren’t the same, of course) all had me at 3rd. Of course, if some of the better rogues I know had been in the group, it would have pushed my number down a bit.

Oh, and just so that listed #1 rogue doesn’t get a big head, here’s the listing from Termina’s most recent UBRS run:


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Crossbowned



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I died soon after



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I sunk the battleship



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Sit down, Ragnaros


After months of MC and weeks and weeks of frustrating failures, we finally got him. Our best attempt was 18%, then next week it was 6%, today a 2% first attempt and then we killed him the next try. Felt good.
www.xolotus.net/gallery/view_photo.php?full=1&set_albumName=WoW&id=Rags_Dead


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Ima nanji desu ka?



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I tell it like it is



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We could duo her



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No.



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Insect Swarm uses a tasteful particle effect



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Rags will die soon


gl hf GG Rags


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New races revealed!


Ok so maybe this might be fake, but I guess somebody did post some pretty legitimate looking screens of a new starting area and Blood Elf character models and textures. The thread was found in General, but the links are now dead. I found some more details of the expansion rumors here www.wowguru.com/the-burning-crusade.php.

Edit: The screen links came back up. forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general&t=5350815&p=1&tmp=1#post5350815


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GG



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WTB correct translation


I think he was asking me if I was Chinese.


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Watch out, New Orleans



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Fun with SCT


Yes, that means I got 3 extra attacks in 1 second.

So comment necessary.


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No disrespect to the Orientals



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Thanks for playing



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Red rover red rover lets the Sons come on over



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Egyptiaowned


Dropped trash only.


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You are what you wield



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No disrespect, to anyone


null


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Take hostages while you’re at it



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Howwwwwwwwww


I flipped out on the Rogues and declared I would not heal them until they put on poisons. Back claimed he ran out, then I inspected him and saw his kicks.


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Sprechen zi talk?



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Got a pape in the mail, my hammer has arrived



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I’m a master of race relations



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Interesting texture



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You’re doomed (Doom 3 commercial voice)



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Made me laugh



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GG Shanker?


Drops off Hakkar it seems.


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Insane damage


That trinket is imbalanced.


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Everyone knows how I like to get down



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He didn’t drop it (part 2)



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Insert New Orleans joke here


He dropped random green trash.


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Who the F cares about smoke, Dadanga dislikes giving out this MFing recipe


The player has been redeemed, for today he has earned himself the golden recipe. Not simply content to bum said paper from a friend, he toiled week after week, gathering sprout after sprout until he could gather no more. It was at that moment that the leathery beast submitted and relinquished the Recipe: Elixir of Brute Force.

Now to go gouge someone for it.


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Ragnaros, I FRown upon your attacks


Get it? /drumhit


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These chairs look mad



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No disrespect to the Orientals, but…


What we have here is gg rolling into town and buying a necklace for 1.4G and reselling it within a couple hours for 15G. My bid was while the item was on short, you know, a surprise kinda thing.


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WTF kinda rampant reselling trizzash BS is this


Sure the Horde AH has some resellers, but from the looks of the Alliance AH it runs rampant over there. Having to look over 10 of the same item at obviously relisted prices every day would drive me insane. I’m glad that’s not my normal AH. Also notice the prices on the shadow recipe. That is pretty much a 25G lock over on our side, sometimes even closer to 40 or 50. But only 6G? Looks like the Alliance gold farmers grind those two EPL spots like a mutha.


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I got Skhowlown3d


White whale ass motherfucker


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190G buyout



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T_T


R.I.P.


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WTS voice recognition typing software



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Rod quest + 4 levels of no drop = don’t mess with me


Was it a lone juice or a ragged bolt of cloth? Ah well it’s not important.


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I do what I can to help



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This ain’t a PVP server biiiiiiiiiiiitch



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Sweet tooth



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Interface Options > Show Helm > Off



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Burnnnn



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You can have it



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Extra Crispy



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Did you just see that fireball?



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Everybody knows how I like to get down



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Can kill Onyxia now



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I sure do



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Dude was tooling around EPL



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Bear got ravaged


Has been stuck in Felwood like this all week.


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You guard!


One of my all time favorite pics ever


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Bury this shit from whence it came



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Bvvvvvvvvvvvp


The 8 piece bonus on Lawbringer:

Gives the Paladin a chance on every melee hit to heal your party for 189 to 211.


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I take it back, you did miss something while you were gone


File name courtesy of a blast I heard from one of Kevin's brothers


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Healing totals from our two best Onyxia attempts


This is with gear I would say I’m 15%-20% satisfied with, probably less actually. I’ve refined my consumable chugging quite a bit and when I finally get my hands on some better rings/trinkets and some other 60 level blues/purples my efficiency should be like when Doc Brown’s red log explodes in Back to the Future 3.


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Shheaaaaaa, what money


Goldwned


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Meet Ssen


As for what I left in that battered box, tis not important, for the chest itself lived on. And he who stumbled upon the scene some time thereafter was most certainly intrigued by the spectacle that lay before him. No one is safe…


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Alt + F4? Yank ethernet cord?



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Repair your boots and get the steppin’



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I would not join this guild



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Many empty slots = heaps of trash


Heap Trash for the win


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Why didn’t I think of this


forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-dungeons&t=97190&p=1&tmp=1#post97190

Basically there is a caster creep outside BRS that has a +80~ fire resist buff that lasts around an hour. You can MC it and buff people. Pretty neat.


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Beat this


WPL cave


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It was inevitable


Yeah, so I switched back to Combat. The reasons for this decision are available upon request.

I’m pretty happy with sword spec; it can produce some truly spectacular owns.

As always, take note of the timestamps.


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Certainly not this one


“Certain floating herbs, minerals, and chests should now be more down to earth.”

null


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Poor son of a bitch



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What the F is this S


BS


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Hellolowned for asking in the wrong tone


I'm not here to

Fucker messages me and then tries to demand a buff, so what does he get? That’s right a level 60 gets a nice fat Rank 1 MotW for a grand total of 25 armor. He actually thanked me after, obviously not seeing the buff tip that fast. I was in STV at the time, probably around level 30 or 35.


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I could barely afford mount at 40


Epic mount that is. /cheesy laughing


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Debuff WTF


Absurd

The Undead soldiers in SFK all spam some “periodic skill reduction” debuff, giving you -100 to tons of weapon skills.


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Odowned


That’s what I think of your bitch-ass bats. Hibernate wasn’t used.


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Druid goodness


I didn’t take the screen after resting, that was my HP/MP right after the fight.


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Cheesedick



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On my coattails


I watched the AH for a few days and didn’t see any Frost Oils, so I started up my operation listing one at a time. Later that day this is what I found.


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Urien didn’t even have PoF1



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Owned myself


Got most of it back though, the guy understood.


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Imba rewards



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40G+ in a few seconds



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Meant to be


Bought one for 5G, then one dropped, sold it for 25G.


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Rebounded from mount cost rather nicely



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COOK



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65G in 2 seconds



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I need to get timestamps so you can see how far behind people like this really are


Where's prep/dis when you need it


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Ironaya drops Ironshod, I’m the only one there that deserves it, and yet…


Karma?

Rollwned them all.


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Peter Piper Pimped a Potent Pair of Powerful Pants


Or give them to Redridge Kelly


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What up dawg


MEHR


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Cownedriander



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I should have known better



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Alliance gankers


lol damn alliance gankers lol


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They should put a quest NPC here


Ban me


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New Zboard: Paladin Edition


Made me laugh, even though I don’t hate on Paladins for shield/hearth, that’s a Horde thing I guess.


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You can probably imagine what this sounded like


Take note of the timestamps.


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No comment necessary



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Transmute crap to gold


Got one of the worst world drop purples in the game and turned it into one of the best via the AH. I don’t know who bought that ring for 150G (142G profit to me after fees), and I don’t know who I outbid to get the Stockade Pauldrons for 116G. However, to both of them I can only say, “That’s a shame.”


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Owned 2: New Age of Owning



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Adding new quests with a patch is cool




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Full circle


I have to admit, it gave me a certain sense of closure. Anyway, I gave it to a shaman in the guild. I hope she enjoys it.


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Biiiiiiiiiiitch



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He got to take a coffee break because of me



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4 in a row



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The spirit lives on



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Meglawho?



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He didn’t drop it



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Nice mace


Easy recipe


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Upgrade



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Warlock promo


img11.echo.cx/img11/9122/nerflock3mh.jpg


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Nightfall, bitch



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I don’t need the loot that much, buddy



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Turn it upside-down



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Yet another promising offer



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My crowning achievement


Good


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Buzz cuts! Parachute pants!


You're fired


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Sit down


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You got butchered


Just wait until the patch biiiiiitch


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Didn’t help my dagger drop


You'll drop it soon enough


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Too easy



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Die


Speechless


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Leave the country


GTFOOTC


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No more loot for you


Rollwned, son


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Men


???


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Highest level NM I have killed yet


In Blasted Lands


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Got it, 5th try


Looks crappy, feels good to have when you Ambush though


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Lock up your daughters


Poor fella


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Highest Evis damage ever?


Max damage for max rank Eviscerate is 984. I have two points in Improved Eviscerate bringing the maximum possible damage up to 1082. There are no other talents or abilities that affect Evis (Lethality has no effect on Evis crits). So, the maximum possible damage my Evis can do on a crit to an enemy with ZERO armor is 2164. Smolderthorn Shadow Hunters are elites in LBRS. This one was lvl 57. WTF?


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Owned


I left in the top part of the log to show that I had already used Evasion and it was no longer active.


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Not all that elite



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Poisowned



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One of my craziest combat logs ever



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